10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- It's Free To Fold...
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- im going to 2 out you to death
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson