10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.