10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.