10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer