10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth