10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.