10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."