10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Why not, when some because there are three.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP