10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen