10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers