10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "No river, no fish."
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "All-in, bitches!!!"