10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.