10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "No river, no fish."
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer