10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Poker is for loners.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.