10 Random Poker Quotes

• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"