10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."