10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'