10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Fold and live to fold again
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP