10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Welcome to kicker school
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.