10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A