10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is