10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "No river, no fish."
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.