10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament