10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."