10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "No river, no fish."
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester