10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer