10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth