10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Why not, when some because there are three.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves