10 Random Poker Quotes

• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.