10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.