10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!