10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln