10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Fold and live to fold again
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."