10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.