10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Welcome to kicker school
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury