10 Random Poker Quotes

• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe