10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.