10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.