10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."