10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger