10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.