10 Random Poker Quotes

There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
I should have stayed home and played with myself.
some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
"First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.