10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)