10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Welcome to kicker school
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."