10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05