10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.