10 Random Poker Quotes

If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
Those eggs smell delicious!
Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
Fold and live to fold again
"All-in, bitches!!!"
Fish don't eat Nutz!
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
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To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery