10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.