10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."