10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm